My wife and I have a podcast which you can find here. In this week's episode, we have a new segment where I open a pack of Magic cards, and she guesses what the cards do.
Here are three of my favorites, edited for new names and templating (and some slight modifications).
Card number one: Catacomb Slug
Card number two: Maritime Guard
Card number three: Cleric of the Forward Order
I hope you enjoy these. Listen to the podcast if you're inclined. There is a fair bit of Magic stuff in there mixed in with random nerdery.