I've been trying to figure out some vanillas that don't exist, so I made a chart. There are a lot of things on the chart that I found interesting. For example, there's no red common vanilla 2/2 for less than 2R. A good push would be RR for a 2/2. For this week's article, I'm just going to post a bunch of common vanilla creatures that don't exist yet.
Shield Trooper
W
Creature - Human Soldier
0/4
Loxodon Brawler
3WW
Creature - Elephant Soldier
4/4
Serrated Crab
4U
Creature - Crab
3/4
Giant Squid
1UU
Creature - Squid
3/2
Goblin Kickpuncher
RR
Creature - Goblin Warrior
2/2
Conduit Fiend
1RR
Creature - Elemental
4/1
Lowbrow Thug
1BB
Creature - Human Rogue
4/1
Armored Bandit
2B
Creature - Human Rogue
1/4
Elvish Front Line
1GG
Creature - Elf Warrior
4/2
Elmroot Sentry
2GG
Creature - Treefolk
3/5
Steel Hulk
6
Creature - Golem
5/5
The numbers for all of these guys were extrapolated from existing cards. If you notice the lack of pictures in this article, I won't be mad. I didn't feel like finding art for a bunch of vanilla dudes. Okay, okay! You can have ONE.
Edit:
For those of you interested, here's a link to the spreadsheet I created. Remember, these are just for commons, and multicolored cards aren't included.
See you next week.
I really love the flavor text, and that's all I have to say about that.
ReplyDeleteTree Wielder is really nice. Have you thought about making a chart with the highest and lowest printed p/t in every color and at every cost? Also, how does rarity fit into the your formula? I think I might go work on a chart now...
ReplyDeleteI have made a chart. That's how I extraoplated the P/T of these guys. All the cards represented here are Common (as evidenced in the post title). I haven't yet sorted out vanilla multicolored or any rarites above common. If you like a copy of the spreadsheet, send me an email. madolaf@hotmail.com
ReplyDeleteNM, I just posted it on here instead. :)
ReplyDeleteThe spreadsheet is great!
ReplyDeleteOff topic, what if you make Tree Wielder a 7/7 that has "When Tree Wielder is dealt 2 or more damage from a single source, tap it. It doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step." Not a Vanilla any more, but flavorful.