Card of the Day - Putrid Otyugh

This card is powerful, but like a lot of black cards, has an insane drawback.  Suicide Black never had a better poster child.  I really want to play this with lifelink.

Card of the Day - Stalking Vulpes

Card of the Day - Stoneskin

Card of the Day - Heist

Card of the Day - Goblin Stooge

There has never before been a 2/2 Goblin for 1R without some sort of drawback.  Now is the time for it to exist.

Card of the Day - Divert Energy

Card of the Day - Price of Power

I originally had this read "When you cast this, lose 30 life,"  but decided to change it because of the commander issue.  This way makes it difficult to turn on no matter what format you're playing.

Card of the Day - Dig Under

Card of the Day - Avenger, Who Sees Ahead

Caw!

Card of the Day - Ray of Frost

Card of the Day - Chris de Burgh, the Possessed

When Duncan Trussell takes over Kumail's character, you can be sure he will leave much more mutilated than when he arrived.  Am I the only one who hates this?

Card of the Day - Mulraine, of Two Arrows

Presented without comment.

Card of the Day - Tylenol with Codeine

Greg Proops embodies the spirit of the most insane unicorn in the multiverse.

Card of the Day - Chris de Burgh

Since /r/Harmontown has asked me to do the entire party, here is another.  Keep an eye out for a possessed Chris de Burgh in the future. 

Card of the Day - Sharpie Buttsalot

This card is an homage to a real person.  If you are familiar with the Harmontown podcast, you will have no trouble identifying who Sharpie is.  If you're not, go listen.  It's free.  The first ability is Ray of Frost, the second is Shocking Grasp, and the third is Scorching Ray.

Edit:  Forgot to make him Legendary!

Card of the Day - Propogator Sliver

Card of the Day - Rotten Rations

Card of the Day - Sideshow Freak

Card of the Day - Rise//Shine