Bounce vial for U.Growth vial for G.Protection vial for W.Burn vial for R.I really hate how Red's default is burn. Needs more oompfh.
How about this for red?Barren Vial 4RArtifact (U)T, Pay 2 life: Destroy target land. That land's controller now controls Barren Vial.
I do like that. Takes a bit of the sting out of land destruction. Can cause some ridiculous back and forth.
I like this idea. You could make them more competitively costed, though. Like 2R for Destroy target land. Maybe make it nonbasic? No wait, that makes it better...
I'd make this card non-Zombie creature. :)